Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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