apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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