if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sobbing to NWA
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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