oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm too high and old for this...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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