We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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