We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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