Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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