Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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