i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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