I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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