Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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