I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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