Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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