Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We are two peas in an std pod
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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