party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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