Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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