He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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