he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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