i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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