Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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