is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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