One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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