Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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