it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He has the fingertips of a God
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