You surviving the open bar?
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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