she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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