Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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