I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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