I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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