i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
her vagine was all disorganized.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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