Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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