Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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