You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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