I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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