We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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