Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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