I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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