is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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