16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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