So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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