1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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