Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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