Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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