So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
