these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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