I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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