Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Someone shit on the floor
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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