I want to have your abortion
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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