Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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