his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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