Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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