Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize