so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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