she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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