In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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