No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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