the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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